Mrs.BasketCase

Where Mom unleashes the inner monologue.

Another Sanity Saver Song

on June 9, 2014

Here’s another of my Mom’s Sanity Saver Songs.  My infant was having a rough night, causing all of the rest of us to have a rough night.  I started singing this to him out of nowhere and he calmed down.  It’s to the tune of Lit’s “Gone”.

Mom

Please don’t forget to burp me or I might just throw up

I know how much you love that.

I can’t control my arms and legs and it really annoys me

Please hold me, Console me Waaaaahhhhhhh

I can’t hold my own binky

And I’m sleeping in my urine

It soaked into my mattress last night

And I need Mom Mooooommmm

 

It’s no surprise that my own arms are my worst enemy

‘Cause they’re continually scratching the ever loving crap out of me

The baby monitor camera totally freaks me out

Concerning, Please hold me Waaaaaahhhhh

I can’t hold my own binky

and I’m sleeping in my urine

It soaked into my mattress last night

And I need Mom. Mooooommm

 

Please hold me Waaaaaahhhhh

I can’t hold my own binky

and I’m sleeping in my urine

It soaked into my mattress last night

 

It’s no surprise that my own arms are my worst enemy

‘Cause they’re continually scratching the ever loving crap out of me

Please don’t forget to burp me or I might just throw up

I know how much you love that.

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